my friend Pete literally makes me cry with his snap stories
this is me, i am pete, love me
ads for pads these days are all about how thin and discreet pads are and how no one will ever be tell you’re wearing them wELL HOW ABOUT YOU MAKE THE PACKAGING QUIETER BECAUSE THERE’S NO FUCKING POINT IN HAVING A THIN DISCREET PAD WHEN EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU RIPPING ONE OPEN IN THE SCHOOL BATHROOM
Use the men’s room they won’t expect it
'Who the fuck is eating chips in here?'
once one of my straight male friends who has a significant amount of sex asked me ‘when two girls do it how do you know when you’re finished’ and to this day thats one of the saddest things ive ever heard
No I’m not home alone and dancing around the kitchen what would give you that idea.
The 26 Pokeballs that you should know
Here is the RT Short to commemorate the “big move” from Congress Ave to 636 Ralph Ablanedo.
Summer of 2010
Griffon had to put a ton of Mehron Tattoo Covering Makeup on Geoff’s arms.
wow what the actual fuck neopets